It's high time someone busted that wide open.
The apartment I live in is very close to a small foresty-type area. So I figured, alright, squirrels and birds, maybe some chipmunks... whatever. I was wrong. To be honest, I think I could count the number of squirrels I've seen on one hand.
The other morning I was leaving my apartment to go to class, I look to my left and you know, no big deal, just a couple of friggin turkeys hanging out, looking at me like "Oh do you live here? Welcome to the neighborhood." Alright guys, you're fine now. Creepy, but fine. I give them a month until they realize it's time to go into hiding. I would also like to add that I wouldn't be so opposed to the overly-social creatures if they filled the Disney-formulated animal role of doing my dishes. Also, if I could tell them apart, I would give them names.
But I guess I'm not that different. Everyone has neighbors they don't exactly care for. (At least these ones don't stay up playing the recorder at 1am.)
Thanks for reading :)